Wow… and here I am dropping pounds by walking my dog regularly when all along I could have been commanded by my “master” to control my diet!
Excerpt of blog entry with text from original Craigslist ad:
“Ever been with an extremely sexually dominant guy?
I have had huge success with fat girls submitting control of their diet/exercise routine to me, and, as a result, losing all the weight they’ve ever dreamed of.
Think about it: You trust a man enough to let him do whatever he wants with you, you take a direct order to lose weight and you’re told how. How can you possibly mess it up?
There is no will power involved. There is no chance of you giving up. There is 0% chance of you failing. You’re taking a direct order from your Master to lose the weight, so you do it, the most healthy possible way, the most correct possible way, and its finally done forever.
And my reward? One extremely grateful, hot little girl that would do anything for me 🙂
If this sounds like an exciting idea, write me with a picture of yourself in your first email. not in your second email, not ‘lets chat first.'”
Maybe this is the guy who my dream was about…
(see October 31st’s Halloween Entry about Death Dreams… ooo)