A recent text conversation that occurred between me and my equally-uninterested-in-having-babies (for now, if not forever) girlfriend.
Her: So, there is this kid on the train that is having the loudest tantrum. The mom keeps telling the kid to hush and the grandmother is trying to reason with it in Korean… neither is having much success. I’d be more annoyed if it wasn’t so damn funny.
Me: haha. Go over, smack it.
Her: I think everyone in the car would like to do that. Oh well… one more poster child for birth-control.
I couldn’t have put it better myself!